wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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