Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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