Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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