Having a random hookup so left but love u
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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