It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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