Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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