My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I will be naked everywhere
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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