On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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