O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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True strength comes from lack of pants
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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