Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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