Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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