We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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