Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
last night I used snow as a chaser
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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