come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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