Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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