I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
