Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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