Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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