This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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