I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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