ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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