So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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