This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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