smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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