Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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