we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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