would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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