let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Randomize