Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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