how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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