People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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