That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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