i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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