He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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