she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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