News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
