we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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