its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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