ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Someone signed my nipple.
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