But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
