So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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