No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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