i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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