I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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