talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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