so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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