He is an equal opportunity slut.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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