For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Your penis caused this!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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