Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
