thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
