i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
