She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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