you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
