How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Randomize
